Monday, August 30th , 2049
It’s always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike when a superstar in the making shows what he’s got. Ugak *the Masher, the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai 24-year-old second baseman, put himself in the spotlight last week making him the clear-cut choice for Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors.
He ripped 11 hits in 24 at-bats, compiling a .458 average with 3 home runs and 10 RBIs.
A look at his current stats shows *the Masher with a .387 average, 35 home runs, 96 RBIs and 100 runs scored. He has played in 127 games.