Thursday, January 20th , 2050
In a move expected to bring depth to the Miners, Moria brass announced the signing today of third baseman Florra Skjetne.
Skjetne will be pocketing $3,280,000 per season, an amount some BNN analysts think might be too high.
Skjetne has a lifetime average of .239, has played in 674 games, and has collected 27 home runs and 161 RBIs.