Saturday, January 29th , 2050
Luumsh Derrokicker might be in the twilight of his career, but he is not going to leave the stage before the final act. Today the 37-year-old scribbled his signature on a $3,760,000-a-year deal with the Eagles.
Some fans openly questioned the signing, saying they would prefer the club use its resources on younger talent.
Derrokicker’s career batting average stands at .287, and he has 140 home runs.