the Odiferous, Gutiérras Swap Teams

Monday, January 31st , 2050
Proving the old adage that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, the Royals announced today the acquisition of 24-year old C Borje Gutiérras and 26-year old RHP Nuzgurg the Hated from the Gallifrey Time Lords in exchange for 25-year old 1B Truzrub Propwarrior, 20-year old minor league RF Legesse Wakhnyuk, and 24-year old RHP Brough the Odiferous. “This isn’t the deal of the century,” acknowledged the Royals, “but we think it will improve the direction of both teams.”