Monday, June 20th , 2050
Ugak *the Masher demonstrated his potential to be a star in the game last week and today he took home the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award.
The Dead Marshes second baseman wreaked havoc on opposing pitchers last week, pounding them for a .588 average (10-for-17) with 1 home run and 3 RBIs on his way to claiming the honor.
This year, *the Masher has hit at a .401 clip with 42 RBIs, 16 home runs and 52 runs scored.