Monday, September 5th , 2050
It’s always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike when a superstar in the making shows what he’s got. Ugak *the Masher, the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai 25-year-old second baseman, put himself in the spotlight last week making him the clear-cut choice for Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors.
He ripped 11 hits in 22 at-bats, compiling a .500 average with 6 home runs and 11 RBIs.
So far this year, *the Masher has hit .420 with 37 home runs, 84 RBIs and 114 runs scored.