Tuesday, September 20th , 2050
Ravenhill fans will be disappointed to learn that Halamar Moonsbreath suffered a herniated disc while colliding with a player at a base in today’s game. After the doctor informed the Ravenhill Darkwings manager that Moonsbreath was expected to miss 3 weeks, the manager told the press that the rest of the team would have to step up their play until the second baseman could return. “You can’t make excuses in baseball, because there’s always a game tomorrow,” said the team’s skipper.
Currently Moonsbreath is hitting .301 and has collected 26 home runs, 88 RBIs and scored 95 times, while playing in 146 games.