Saturday, October 1st , 2050
Dead Marshes Uruk-hai fans believe they’ve got a talented young star in Ugak *the Masher.
He did nothing to dissuade that notion in September, as he hit .378 with 10 home runs, 25 RBIs and 27 runs scored.
The end result was the second baseman being named the Mordor Conference Batter of the Month.
To date this year, *the Masher is batting .411 with 45 home runs.