Saturday, December 24th , 2050
Ending months of speculation, the Dagorlad Disaster finalized a deal with Krork Smiddlefidget earlier today, making the starting pitcher a very happy man. He’ll be making an estimated $20,033,333 a year for 6 years.
A look at his career stats shows Smiddlefidget has a record of 37 wins and 44 losses and a 3.80 ERA.