Sunday, January 22nd , 2051
Grey Havens officials were grinning from ear to ear as they introduced their latest blockbuster signing to the media earlier today.
Norihide Dores, one of the game’s marquee talents, opted for the Stars after receiving a 5-year, $87,800,000 offer.
In his 1492-game career Dores is batting .265 with 217 doubles, 63 triples, 22 home runs and 429 RBIs. He has stolen 301 bases and scored 664 times.