Saturday, April 29th , 2051
With one swing of the bat, Huzhkrut Bonedragger put his name in the league record books yesterday at Khazad-dum Stadium. It was his 2000th career hit, putting him in a select group of players.
In spite of Huzhkrut Bonedragger’s achievement, his Moria Miners went down in defeat to the Bywater Bounders, 7-4.
On his milestone day, the 36-year-old first baseman registered 1 hit in 3 at-bats.
His numbers show Bonedragger is carrying a .279 lifetime batting average with 454 home runs and 1194 RBIs.