Monday, May 1st , 2051
Ugak *the Masher hoped April never ended. The Dead Marshes star was hot throughout the month and the second baseman’s .367 batting average has led him to Mordor Conference Batter of the Month honors.
Also on the month, he posted a .457 on-base percentage and had 10 home runs, 25 RBIs and 23 runs scored.