Monday, June 5th , 2051
The Player of the Week has been chosen by the Mordor Conference. The award went to Lotho Madoc Willow, third baseman of the Minas Morgul Slayers.
In a sensational hitting performance, he wrecked league pitchers with a .500 average to win the honor. Willow went 13-for-26 for the week, totaled 2 home runs and 9 RBIs and scored 8 times.
For the year, Willow is batting .340 with 71 hits and 8 home runs. He has scored 32 times and driven in 42.