Monday, August 14th , 2051
The Mordor Conference has named its Top Player of the Week. The honor went to Ugak *the Masher, second baseman of the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai.
In an extraordinary hitting display, he belted out hits at a .458 pace to win the award. *the Masher went 11-for-24 for the week, totaled 1 home run, 4 RBIs and scored 4 times.
This season, *the Masher is batting .382 with 160 hits, 30 home runs, 95 RBIs, 53 walks, .463 OBP and has scored 95 runs. He has played in 115 games.