Monday, August 28th , 2051
Ugak *the Masher punched, poked and pummeled the baseball last week and today he garnered a majority of the votes for the Mordor Conference Player of the Week award.
The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai second baseman slashed out a .429 average with 9 hits in 21 at-bats, 3 home runs and 5 RBIs.
So far this season, *the Masher has put up a .378 batting average with 173 hits, 33 home runs and 100 RBIs.