Rivendell’s Humanslurper Injured, Out of Lineup

Posted on May 7, 2026 by commish

Sunday, March 17th , 2052
The Rivendell Royals were informed today by team doctors that left fielder Dablag Humanslurper sustained elbow tendinitis in a recent game against the Bree Cheese and will not play for 2-3 months. Humanslurper was hurt throwing the ball.

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