Monday, April 29th , 2052
Ugak *the Masher more than did his part for the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai over the last seven days and earned Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors in the process.
The club’s shortstop logged an impressive .522 average, drove in 6 runs, hit 2 home runs and scored 4 times.
So far this season, *the Masher is hitting .396 with 4 home runs, 10 RBIs and 19 runs scored. He has 36 hits in 91 at-bats and a .495 OBP.