*the Masher Wins MC’s Best Bat Trophy

Posted on June 1, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, May 1st , 2052
Ugak *the Masher was declared the Mordor Conference Batter of the Month today. Dead Marshes’s shortstop stroked 37 hits in 95 at-bats for a .389 average in April.

He also hit 5 home runs, drove in 11 and scored 20 runs.

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