Monday, July 8th , 2052
A battle-tested Romochka Carnicas declared war on opposing pitchers last week, attacking the ball like the well-schooled veteran he is. Today the 33-year-old Dagorlad shortstop collected the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award.
He wrapped up the week with a .400 average, 8 hits in 20 at-bats, 5 home runs, 14 RBIs and 7 runs scored.
This season, Carnicas is batting .246 with 57 RBIs, 52 runs scored and 21 home runs.