Wednesday, February 26th , 2053
Titans officials hailed the signing of Rosamunda Theiner as “an integral piece to our championship puzzle,” though fans were somewhat more reserved about the signing.
Theiner will pocket $5,100,000 over 1 year.
In her career, Theiner has accumulated a .280 batting average with 1180 hits. Her totals include 245 doubles, 9 triples, 222 home runs, 646 strikeouts, 561 runs scored, 755 RBIs and a lifetime .324 OBP.