Tuesday, January 4th , 2050
Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 35-year-old first baseman Huzhkrut Bonedragger committed to a $67,200,000, 3-year deal with the Moria organization.
Some openly worry that despite his talent, Bonedragger is too old to get it done anymore and that his value to the club will sharply diminish before the 3-year agreement has run its course.
In his career, Bonedragger is hitting .283 with a total of 423 home runs.