Wednesday, January 5th , 2050
Fans were ecstatic as the Disaster broke word that they had reached an agreement with Kinjata Rascaltamer, the phenomenal young first baseman today.
The deal, valued at $24,200,000 per year, will last 5 years and give the team some extra punch.
In his all-time stats Rascaltamer is hitting .298 with 633 hits, 101 home runs, 309 runs scored and 371 RBIs.