Monday, April 24th , 2051
He made it!
Joel Elvàviel got hit #2000! The Uruk-hai shortstop got his milestone hit at Sylvan Cove against Minas Morgul. But it wasn’t enough to bring home the victory. Dead Marshes was beaten by the Slayers 6-3.
Elvàviel’s reaction to his accomplishment was nonchalant. He doffed his batting helmet to acknowledge the fans, who were chanting his name.
His manager said, “Joel doesn’t pay any attention to individual statistics, the only thing he cares about is winning. He will be more concerned that we lost the game.”
Elvàviel finished the game with 1 hit in 1 at-bat.
In his 2254-game career, Elvàviel has hit at a .245 clip and collected 2000 hits with 259 doubles, 39 triples, 492 homers, and 1276 RBIs.