Monday, January 25th , 2049
Fans in Old Forest woke up this morning to learn that their team had traded 36-year old RHP Sjors the Slobberer, 22-year old minor league LHP Gwudriel Gidush, and 22-year old minor league LHP Orgri Sugnussson to the Diagon Alley Wizards. In return, the Merry Fellows will receive 26-year old RHP Rimbo Sertori and 20-year old minor league LF Berliac Liszt.
Old Forest will retain a portion of the Slobberer’s remaining contract.
For his career, the Slobberer has 95 wins and 92 losses with 0 saves. His ERA stands at 3.91 and he has fired third strikes past 1523 batters in 1800 innings while giving up 652 walks.
Sertori has notched 99 saves during his career.