Saturday, April 17th , 2049
Dead Marshes shortstop Joel Elvàviel blasted himself into an elite group of baseball players. Today he joined the exclusive 400 home run club in the Uruk-hai 11-6 loss to the Weathertop Witch Kings.
“As soon as I hit it, I knew it was gone. I was happy to move on. Now I can go and have some fun. It is a weight lifted off my shoulders,” Elvàviel told the press. He admitted just how much pressure he had been feeling. “Especially every time you’d get out of the hotel, everybody would say, ‘Hey, when are you going to hit it?'”
In his milestone game, Elvàviel went 1 for 4 with 3 runs batted in and 1 run scored.
Elvàviel has registered a career batting average of .245 with 1720 hits, 400 homers and 1096 RBIs.