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Moria, Ravenhill Trade Players

Posted on September 1, 2025 by commish

Saturday, December 31st , 2050 The Moria Miners announced a deal with the Darkwings today, sending 22-year old minor league 1B Smarbosh Derrokicker, 23-year old minor league LF Thubzugh the Seer, 23-year old minor league LF Elroborn Celul, and a … Continue reading →

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Fairies and Facedragger Announce Deal

Posted on September 1, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, December 27th , 2050 Bucklebury fans were pleased with the signing of Dae-yun Facedragger today. The 28-year-old inked a 3-year, $26,000,000 deal with the Fairies. Though his numbers don’t jump out at you, Facedragger does fill a void for … Continue reading →

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Done Deal: Mithrilhammer for Lomymbor

Posted on September 1, 2025 by commish

Monday, December 26th , 2050 Proving the old adage that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, the Merry Fellows announced today the acquisition of 33-year old RF Foifur Lomymbor from the Neverland Lost Boys in exchange for 24-year old … Continue reading →

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SP Smiddlefidget Signs Deal with Dagorlad

Posted on August 28, 2025 by commish

Saturday, December 24th , 2050 Ending months of speculation, the Dagorlad Disaster finalized a deal with Krork Smiddlefidget earlier today, making the starting pitcher a very happy man. He’ll be making an estimated $20,033,333 a year for 6 years. A … Continue reading →

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C Kadiri Takes Old Forest’s 5-Year Offer

Posted on August 28, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, December 20th , 2050 As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Axidares Kadiri and Old Forest became a reality, with the star opting for a $50,000,000 deal over 5 years.

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SP Hsin-ping Sandybanks Settles on Bywater

Posted on August 28, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, December 20th , 2050 Bounders officials hailed the signing of Hsin-ping Sandybanks as “an integral piece to our championship puzzle,” though fans were somewhat more reserved about the signing. Sandybanks will pocket $9,500,000 over 5 years. In his career, … Continue reading →

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CF Degranda to Wyrms

Posted on August 28, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, December 20th , 2050 The Wyrms and Wuurg Degranda appeared before the Minas Ithil media today as the two sides emerged from marathon contract talks. Degranda, a center fielder, is poised to make $9,600,000 over 2 years. In his … Continue reading →

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$10,400,000 Lands 3B the Wicked for Disaster

Posted on August 28, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, December 20th , 2050 Word of a huge deal between Glagha the Wicked and Dagorlad broke on BNN only minutes before it was officially announced. The third baseman will join the Disaster for an estimated $5,200,000 per year over … Continue reading →

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Rivendell Crowned Champions

Posted on August 21, 2025 by commish

Saturday, December 17th , 2050 Hail to the Rivendell River Dragons, 6-2 winners over the Eagle Home Aviators, to claim the 2050 SGCBL Prospect League championship! The newly-crowned champions celebrated in style, hoisting their trophy while congratulating each other. “Eagle … Continue reading →

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Merry Fellows-Titans Trade: Sil-Gal for the Crazy Bastard

Posted on August 21, 2025 by commish

Monday, December 12th , 2050 In a move that has fans in both cities buzzing, the Old Forest Merry Fellows and the Minas Tirith Titans have agreed to a deal that will have 35-year old C Koviljko Bonifacio, 21-year old … Continue reading →

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