Category Archives: Team News

Elrilmamir Signs $6,100,000 Contract with Raiders

Posted on September 21, 2026 by commish

Thursday, December 26th , 2052 Lianthorn Elrilmamir stepped before the podium this afternoon with Isengard officials flanking him on both sides as he doffed the Raiders cap and announced he’d reached an agreement to play in Isengard for 1 year. … Continue reading →

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Hops Ink Deal with C Moonbow

Posted on September 21, 2026 by commish

ednesday, December 25th , 2052 Hops officials hailed the signing of Olithir Moonbow as “an integral piece to our championship puzzle,” though fans were somewhat more reserved about the signing. Moonbow will pocket $8,160,000 over 2 years. His numbers show … Continue reading →

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Isengard, SP Bunce Reach Agreement

Posted on September 21, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, December 24th , 2052 The Isengard front office announced the signing of Allyson Bunce today as the team’s new starting pitcher. The 33-year-old came to terms with the Raiders and will be hauling in $9,300,000 a year over 2 … Continue reading →

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Old Forest, WeMadeIt Close Deal

Posted on September 21, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 16th , 2052 Old Forest and WeMadeIt made a trade today. In this move, the Merry Fellows shipped 29-year old SS Filvendor Soame and 27-year old minor league LF Dalg Devilgobbler to the Crashlanders for 27-year old LF … Continue reading →

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Old Forest-Dagorlad Swap: Tussle for Gwill

Posted on September 21, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 16th , 2052 Old Forest and Dagorlad have made a swap. Players involved in the transaction are the Merry Fellows 32-year old CF Iver Tussle, 22-year old minor league LHP Gord Milisson, 31-year old CF Dejtina Ereuvyn, 25-year … Continue reading →

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Bywater Trades Throatprodder to Misty Mountain for Greenwald

Posted on September 21, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 16th , 2052 The Bywater Bounders addressed a concern today, coming to terms with the Misty Mountain Hops on a trade that will send 36-year old LHP Lanlla Iseogrin and 24-year old LHP Throglum Throatprodder from the Bounders … Continue reading →

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Puttifoot Calls It: ‘Apple Pip’ Hangs Up No. 40 After 23 Seasons

Posted on September 17, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, December 3rd , 2052 BYWATER —Ferdinand “Apple Pip” Puttifoot, the switch-hitting infielder who arrived in 2030 as a strikeout-prone rookie on a 73-89 club and left as the most productive hitter Tolkien Baseball has ever seen, announced his retirement … Continue reading →

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Old Forest Trades Gezalian to Weathertop for Madlight

Posted on September 17, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 2nd , 2052 The Old Forest Merry Fellows have finalized a deal with the Weathertop Witch Kings for the services of 24-year old LHP Billy Madlight. In exchange, the Witch Kings will receive 26-year old minor league RHP … Continue reading →

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Rehab Fails, Career Over For Eagles Banks

Posted on September 15, 2026 by commish

Saturday, November 30th , 2052 Yesterday left fielder Bingo Banks of the Erebor Eagles got the devastating news that his career was over. Doctors told him it was one of the worse injuries they had seen, and without a doubt … Continue reading →

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Dragons Pilot the Drooler Picked as MC’s Best

Posted on September 15, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, November 27th , 2052 Club officials have reported seeing Vrsong the Drooler at the ballpark as early as 7 am. His dedication, coupled with a shrewd management style and a knack for knowing “who’s hot and who’s not” earned … Continue reading →

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