I smell smoke…

And I think it’s coming from Washington…

From the Treasury Department in the Federal Register:

For the convenience of the public, we will also post comments received in response to the notice on the TTB Web site. All comments posted on our web site will show the name of the commenter, but will not show street addresses, telephone numbers, or e-mail addresses.

Yep. Definitely a conflagration in the trousers.

Either that or they just forgot to add the caveat “unless we get too many of them and don’t feel like keeping our word anymore.” Because that’s what it sounds like when you ask for comments, promise not to feed spammers and telemarketers the commenters’ info, then turn around and violate that promise.

They did put out a notice on December 2, saying that you could ask them not to do it. But you had to ask before December 23. So, if you made a comment and didn’t bother going back to dig through their notices (which took me a bit to find, and I was looking for it specifically), you’re out of luck.

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Bad Steward! No cookie!

What a strange coincidence. The same day Peat from DiVERSiONZ directs me to his post about The Bible (and Tolkien) For Lazy Or Busy People, I get an e-mail from Lambchop with a link to the Thumbnail Guide to RotK.

Just how lazy do you guys think I am?

Anyway, I am determined to top them both. Inspired by the Lord of the Rings haiku contest (but too late to enter it myself), I tried to write the entire plot in a haiku, then turned around and did it as a limerick.

Too bad they suck.

Ring must be destroyed.
“Get a hobbit to do it.”
What is a hobbit?

There once was powerful ring.
Could be used to destroy everything.
Some folks went to melt it,
But a creature who’d helt it
Was determined to steal back the thing.

Can you do better? Lemme hear it.

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No one listen to poor Zathras

We reported this months ago, but it takes a while for the big boys to make it down to our little corner of the blognetisphere… better late than never!

Apparently, there is outrage and debate in the conservative community over the “free speech zones” the Administration uses to make sure the President isn’t bothered by people who disagree with him. The American Conservative magazine has a great article on how wrong it is for the Secret Service to be separating out the “good” protesters from the “bad” protesters in the name of security. (“Duhhhh, I got me this here bomb ta blow up the Prez. Ya think I ought not to carry that there Bush=Hitler sign or what?”) And Kim du Toit gives you a real-life version of why this is someplace we don’t want to let any Administration go.

wKen said the same thing a couple of days ago and got the old “you liberals just don’t understand” speech in his comments. But this is not a conservative/liberal issue. What’s good for one party will be just as good for the next one. And, in fact, clearing out protesters in the name of security has been going on for years. But never has it been so blatantly partisan in its approach.

The counter-arguments have all been about security and the President’s right to avoid seeing the protesters.

I’ve already touched on the security issue, and if all the people were sent to a special area outside a danger zone for the Prez, I could understand the argument. It would still be wrong, but I they’d have a case. But to assume that someone meaning the President harm won’t blend in with the pro-Bush crowd is beyond moronic. This is just a blatant attempt to make sure that there are no protesters in the same camera shot as the President.

The cameras are being used by defenders of the policy to say, “See? No one’s being censored. You can still hear them.” But that’s not the point. I’m not the one who’s supposed to hear them. The President is!

One of the core principles of this country is that we take our grievances straight to the government. If we don’t like the results, we have every right to toss them out and start over again. That goes for our local representatives and Congress-people right up to the President.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. –That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

We forget we have this power most of the time. Indeed, if I left out the “we hold these truths…” part, a lot of people wouldn’t be able to identify the source of the above quote. (A scary number of people still won’t know what it’s from.) But if we keep forgetting that and letting the government shield itself from us, then when we wake up and want to exercise those rights, we may find it next to impossible.

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Klaatu Barada Nikto… DIE!

Did you ever wonder what happened to all the leftover weaponry from the last Martian invasion? Me too! After a world government formed as a response to a direct threat from our neighbors from the 4th planet finishes supplying arms to all the superhuman clones with visions of world domination, what’s it supposed to do with the extra blasters and heat rays?

That’s right! Sell ’em to the public.

Enter Brotron Labs, maker of fine giant robots since 1923. Co-founded by the creator of Robot Bastard and Channel 101, Brotron took on the challenge of distributing high-powered, high-quality atomic weapons at prices low enough for the average consumer.

Just watch this ad for the Electrolux Death Ray!

And if you need a Mercury 9000, 9-ft tall, welded steel robot or an Atomic Girl (and who doesn’t?), Brotron Labs has just what you’re looking for. Giant robots are a specialty.

“Yesterday’s Future: Today!”

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What? No monkey question?

Been popping in and doing these things all over the place, but I really scared myself with how much I know about Statia. Either that or her questions were really, really easy. Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket.

So, take the Friend Test.

And NO CHEATING!

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Carnival Time

American RealPolitik: Carnival of the Vanities #68 is a big ole thang.

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Oblivious

We’re sitting here watching Spike TV (I know, I don’t believe it either). But this game show Oblivious is a hoot!

I’ve always hated the hidden camera shows like Candid Camera and stuff. Sometimes the unsuspecting people caught on camera are funny, but most of the time the shows are just mean (especially on more recent ones of that type). But how could you not like a show that treats its oblivious contestants as more than just ignorant victims to make fun of?

In one bit the host, Regan Burns, just walks up to people and asks them a question like, “How many strings are there on a standard guitar?” When they answer, he gives them $20. In another, he poses as a drive-thru attendant, then convinces the winner of the contest to come inside and ask the questions of the next car. It’s just *gasp* nice.

I’m sure it won’t last.

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Stats ain’t everything

Tug McGraw died yesterday. He was one of those players to which baseball owes a debt of gratitude far deeper than someone who just puts up great numbers. This was put into sharp contrast yesterday, as Pete Rose changed his story and admitted that he bet on baseball games while a manager. (Sean Lahman has an excellent FAQ about the Rose case up until now, for those 2 or 3 baseball fans that have been living under a rock the last 14 years.)

There is no doubt whatsoever that Rose belongs in the Hall of Fame, if you go by numbers alone. In fact, if you put on blinders and divide his playing career from his managing days, there is nothing to separate “Charlie Hustle” from any of the other aggressive (i.e., mean and nasty) players like the former all-time hits leader, Ty Cobb.

So, why doesn’t it feel right? Now that he’s flip-flopped to sell his new book, it seems even more wrong.

I’ve been one to do that–let Rose slide for his indiscretions and say he belongs in the Hall. But while I’m sitting and looking at raw numbers saying, “That’s one of the players that best represents baseball,” players who did just as much (or more) to increase my enjoyment of the game are looking over my shoulder. These guys will never make the Hall, but I miss the way Tug McGraw, Mark Fidrych, Bill Lee, Al Hrabosky, Dan Quisenberry, Minnie Minoso and Tony Pena made baseball fun. If it becomes all about numbers, baseball is nothing more than just a game on paper. As fun as I find baseball stats and sims, if you reduce it to that, why should I bother with anything but the computerized version at all?

I think Rose can wait until after players like Dale Murphy, Jim Rice, Ryne Sandberg, Harold Baines, Dave Concepcion, Don Mattingly, Goose Gossage and Steve Garvey are in.

But I’ll bet you a dollar he won’t.

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The meme that makes you go Hmmmmmm.

I haven’t been keeping up with the Monday Mission. When I first started blogging and was looking around for something to stimulate the brain cells, I jumped on board and answered the weekly series of questions, semi-religiously. But now it is the end. This is The Last Monday Mission.

Thank you, PromoGuy, for keeping it going for so long.

Continue reading

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Or a lifetime supply of Milk Duds…

Pepperkat isn’t even out of 8th grade yet, and already she’s being sought after by the finest schools. She even got a letter from ITT Technical Institute. I saw them on TV and everything!

I think she’s getting a swelled head, though. Even though they offered her a career planning guide in FULL COLOR, she’s not willing to commit to them.

She said: “I’m holding out for the one that offers me a pony.”

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