Tuesday, June 30th , 2048
Hahai Brainthrottler’s dream finally came true today, as the talented and gifted right fielder was inducted into the Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame.
“I really don’t know what to say,” he said to the large crowd attending his ceremony. “It’s such an incredible honor. I always dreamed that this day would come, but now that it’s finally here … Someone pinch me, so I know I’m not dreaming!”
Over the course of his 2236-game career, Brainthrottler was a .281 hitter with 2430 hits, including 442 home runs. He drove in 1571 runs and scored 1346 times as well. Brainthrottler retired at the age of 36. He will join the Hall of Fame wearing a Minas Ithil Wyrms cap.