Friday, January 1st , 2049
Everybody is overjoyed with a trade consummated today by the Old Forest Merry Fellows and the Dyson Spheres. In the deal Old Forest got 26-year old LHP Mugdug the Atrocious from Dyson and dealt 29-year old RHP Lalia Nightstalker, 33-year old minor league LF Embrae Gwaimir, and $9,000,000 in cash to the Spheres. The general managers that made the swap are happy and the players are happy, too. One of the GMs commented, “This was a good swap for all concerned.”
In her career, Nightstalker has fanned 675 batters and walked 337 in 868.1 innings of work. Her lifetime won-lost record is 66 victories and 35 defeats with a 4.19 ERA and opposing hitters have compiled a .254 batting average against her.