Friday, January 1st , 2049
The Old Forest Merry Fellows announced a major trade involving several big-time players. The press was told today that the Merry Fellows had consummated a deal with the Crashlanders with Old Forest giving up 32-year old RHP Tusdar Aelorothi, 23-year old minor league RHP Keishara Raryndur, 21-year old minor league CF Arabella Boffin, 22-year old minor league RHP Juppar Eemli, and $60,000,000 in cash in exchange for 23-year old RHP Thrudrub the Crazy Bastard.
Old Forest will retain a portion of Aelorothi’s remaining contract.
Aelorothi has made 305 games with 21 saves in his career. His record includes 32 wins and 31 losses with a 4.01 ERA and 804 strikeouts in 570 innings.