Sunday, August 8th , 2049
Fans hailed the signing of Dugblug Greatchain today as the Dagorlad Disaster second baseman came to terms with the club.
Set to make $34,800,000 over the upcoming 3 years, Greatchain signed primarily out of loyalty to the organization, thrilling the most diehard supporters who think there isn’t much loyalty in a market driven by free agency.
In his season totals, Greatchain has 3 home runs, .302 BA, .348 OBP, 22 RBIs and 30 runs scored. He has played in 77 games.