Wednesday, January 12th , 2050
In what local scribes are hailing as a huge move for the team’s future, the Kings inked a $160,200,000 deal with center fielder Vassily Goldilocks.
Team officials expect Goldilocks to fill an immediate void on the roster and felt the deal would solidify them as a playoff contender.
In his career, Goldilocks has played in 812 games, totaling 724 hits, 165 doubles, 22 triples and 76 homers. He has hit .252 with 379 RBIs and scored 440 times.