Thursday, January 13th , 2050
Surprising some observers, the Old Forest Merry Fellows announced the signing of 34-year-old Koviljko Bonifacio today. The contract runs for 3 years and is valued at $14,700,000.
Bonifacio was described as an “elder statesman” by club officials and former teammates, who apparently expect him to contribute as much in the clubhouse as he does on the field.
Over his career Bonifacio is batting .275 with 68 home runs and 346 RBIs. In 904 games he has delivered 923 hits, scored 329 runs, stolen 4 bases and gotten on base at a .322 clip.