Thursday, June 30th , 2050
The Tolkien Baseball made it official today. They honored one of the best pitchers to ever step on the mound. In recognition of a superlative career, Meriamli Rockcrusher today joined the other legends in the Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame.
He was introduced by his favorite manager, who said, “To be a successful manager you have to have two things: faith in God above … and several pitchers like Meriamli Rockcrusher on the mound.”
Baseball’s newest legend comes with great credentials. He entered the Hall with a 200-93 record, a 2.80 ERA, and 3081 strikeouts in 2744 innings. He retired from baseball at age 41.