Tuesday, October 4th , 2050
Dead Marshes’s Ugak *the Masher enjoyed a phenomenal 2050 season. The superb second baseman hit .409 for the Uruk-hai, putting his name into baseball’s elite .400 club. *the Masher, who finished 4th in the MC in wins above replacement with 9.2 in 2046, belted 220 hits in 538 at bats, including 45 home runs. He also scored 139 times and had 105 RBIs.
“Whew, what a year,” a relieved *the Masher said to reporters. “I’m certainly glad I did it, but the stress takes its toll on you. I’m ready for some rest and relaxation.”