Wednesday, May 10th , 2051
Uruk-hai second baseman Ugak *the Masher reached a career milestone yesterday, blasting home run number 300.
He took the achievement in stride. “It’s always good to get another home run and even better to get another win,” *the Masher told reporters in the postgame interview.
He went 2-for-4 during the Dead Marshes 9-2 triumph over the Dunharrow Devils and scored 2 runs with 2 runs batted in.
For his career, *the Masher has hit at a .370 clip. Among his lifetime numbers are 1473 hits, 240 doubles, 31 triples, 300 home runs and 841 RBIs.