Monday, May 22nd , 2051
Numenor’s Till Underhill took the hill at Capital One Stadium today in search of his 200th career win. The 41-year-old ace found it against the Minas Morgul Slayers.
After the historic victory, his manager told reporters, “I saw a tremendous sigh of relief when this thing was over. He was just looking to hug everyone in sight.”
He worked 6.1 innings with 9 strikeouts and no walks in the 7-5 victory, checking Minas Morgul on 5 hits.
“It a big milestone in my career,” admitted Underhill. “When you get close to it, you worry about it a lot. It’s done now… and I can relax and enjoy it.”
Lifetime Underhill has a won-lost record of 200 victories and 191 losses with 2823 strikeouts in 3360.1 innings and a 3.89 ERA.