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Star LF Zooty Settles on Rivendell

Posted on May 11, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, March 20th , 2052 The Royals and Odessa Zooty reached an accord earlier today which brings the left fielder to town for 1 year. Zooty will pocket $12,000,000 total and is widely expected to contribute significantly to the club’s … Continue reading →

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Uruk-hai Reliever Hurt in Off-Field Mishap

Posted on May 11, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, March 20th , 2052 Kosmo Bostock of the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai sustained an injury while saving a woman from being attacked by a mugger and is expected to miss 6 months. The reliever has a broken bone in the … Continue reading →

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Rivendell’s Humanslurper Injured, Out of Lineup

Posted on May 7, 2026 by commish

Sunday, March 17th , 2052 The Rivendell Royals were informed today by team doctors that left fielder Dablag Humanslurper sustained elbow tendinitis in a recent game against the Bree Cheese and will not play for 2-3 months. Humanslurper was hurt … Continue reading →

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Bucklebury CL Brockhouse Will Miss 3 Months

Posted on May 7, 2026 by commish

Saturday, March 16th , 2052 Filibert Brockhouse at first refused to leave today’s Erebor-Bucklebury game after he suffered elbow inflammation while throwing a pitch. But his manager convinced him not to be foolish. “I want to be on the field,” … Continue reading →

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Alvear’s Season Could be Over

Posted on May 7, 2026 by commish

Thursday, March 14th , 2052 Minas Ithil starting pitcher Vebur Alvear could miss the remainder of the season because of a damaged elbow ligament. He exited yesterday’s Lake Town game after injuring himself while throwing a pitch. The original diagnosis … Continue reading →

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Search Over for Lothlorien; Sir Boom Inks GM and manager Deal

Posted on May 7, 2026 by commish

Monday, March 11th , 2052 Sir Boom will have a lot of pressure on in his new role with the Lothlorien Lumberjacks. He was today introduced as the team’s new GM and manager, which the 74-year-old native of Human Lands … Continue reading →

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Mun-cheol Chabel Captures Prestigious Trophy

Posted on May 4, 2026 by commish

Sunday, March 10th , 2052 Mun-cheol Chabel, the talented Orc Lands first baseman, certainly made his name known among Fantasy World Classic hurlers this season. He hammered them for 13 hits, 4 doubles, no triples, 5 home runs, 13 RBIs … Continue reading →

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Human Lands Defeats Orc Lands

Posted on May 4, 2026 by commish

Friday, March 8th , 2052 It was an emotional clubhouse for Human Lands after they claimed the 2052 Fantasy World Classic crown with a 11-10 victory over Orc Lands in the final game. Human Lands right fielder and tournament MVP … Continue reading →

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Bywater’s Breeden to Miss 4 Months

Posted on May 4, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, March 6th , 2052 Kusalin Breeden of the Bywater Bounders was injured in today’s game against Bree and had to be helped off the field by the trainers. The initial diagnosis is a torn labrum, and he is expected … Continue reading →

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Rivendell’s *Inglorion to Miss 2-3 Months

Posted on April 30, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, February 27th , 2052 Gildor *Inglorion of the Rivendell Royals was injured in today’s game against Minas Ithil and had to be helped off the field by the trainers. The initial diagnosis is rotator cuff inflammation, and he is … Continue reading →

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