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MC Votes Lumberjacks Gamwich Top Player

Posted on May 18, 2026 by commish

Monday, April 8th , 2052 This week’s recipient of the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award is catcher Merry Gamwich of Lothlorien. Gamwich showed great patience at the plate, collecting 13 hits in 26 at-bats as he compiled a … Continue reading →

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Bramble Wins SC Player of the Week Honors

Posted on May 18, 2026 by commish

Monday, April 8th , 2052 What’s in a number? In baseball, just about everything. The numbers that Bywater’s Esmeralda Bramble put up last week were the envy of the league, as Bramble came away with Shire Conference Player of the … Continue reading →

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Gamgee on Fire: 6-for-6 for Weathertop

Posted on May 18, 2026 by commish

Sunday, April 7th , 2052 Weathertop Witch Kings third baseman Fay Gamgee wielded a big stick against the Isengard Raiders and her club walked off the field winners by the score of 15-11. Gamgee helped tame Isengard with 6 hits … Continue reading →

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2500 Hits for Knotwise

Posted on May 18, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, April 2nd , 2052 It was a banner day for Irene Knotwise, who collected her 2500th hit in the Grey Havens 5-4 win over Numenor. Knotwise went 2-for-5 in the game as both Stars and Kings fans cheered Knotwise … Continue reading →

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Numenor, Dol Guldur Agree to Trade

Posted on May 18, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, April 2nd , 2052 Proving the old adage that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, the Kings announced today the acquisition of 25-year old LHP Robur Hardbottle and 22-year old minor league RHP Romuald Hatchett from the Dol Guldur Dragons in exchange for 26-year … Continue reading →

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Mordor Conference 2052 Outlook: The Grunt Work

Posted on May 15, 2026 by commish

Filed by your lead Orc Correspondent for MESN Listen up, whelps. The Middle Earth Sports Network (MESN) actually let an old boot like me off the graveyard shift to tell you how the Mordor Conference is shaking out for 2052. … Continue reading →

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Shire Conference 2052: Bumps, Birds, and Baseball!

Posted on May 15, 2026 by commish

Reported by your humble Shire Correspondent for MESN Hullo, sports fans! It’s your newest recruit here at the Middle Earth Sports Network (MESN), and I’ve been given the monumental task of breaking down the 2052 Shire Conference outlook. After weeks … Continue reading →

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State of the League: 2052

Posted on May 14, 2026 by commish

Forty Years in the Fog By: The Senior Desk | Shire & Mordor Beat The 2052 season is upon us, and if you believe MESN’s composite, the Shire holds a marginal edge over Mordor. Personally, I’ve seen enough “marginal edges” … Continue reading →

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SEASON 50: GOLDEN JUBILEE OR GOLDEN MESS?

Posted on May 13, 2026 by commish

By: “The Old Scorekeeper,” MESN Senior Reporter (fueled entirely by Old Toby and spite) Disclaimer: The following data comes from the “Out of the Park” (OOTP) simulation engine—a series of mechanical tubes and gears that lacks a soul. The REAL … Continue reading →

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Nim Fieldtender Lost for Season

Posted on May 11, 2026 by commish

Nim Fieldtender Lost for Season Saturday, March 23rd , 2052 The Dagorlad Disaster and their fans were rocked today by the news that star reliever Nim Fieldtender would miss the rest of the season due to injury. Fieldtender was hurt … Continue reading →

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