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5-Hit Barrage by *the Masher

Posted on September 29, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, March 8th , 2051 No matter what the Hobbit Lands threw at him, Ugak *the Masher hit it. He easily handled Hobbit Lands pitching, going 5 for 6 and helping the Orc Lands triumph, 16-1, at Vultures Field. “The … Continue reading →

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Stars Humancrawler Gone for Year

Posted on September 25, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, February 28th , 2051 Bluzhkrut Humancrawler will soon find out from his doctors if his season will continue. The first diagnosis was not too positive and indicated the Grey Havens starting pitcher could miss the remainder of the year. … Continue reading →

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Season-Ending Injury for Oliwjer Vaupshasov

Posted on September 25, 2025 by commish

Monday, February 27th , 2051 Oliwjer Vaupshasov of the Wyrms just might have to call it quits for the season. The 32-year-old Minas Ithil catcher received a possible season-ending injury against the Moria Miners recently at Spring Ballpark. Vaupshasov suffered … Continue reading →

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SP Barataev Agrees to New Pact with Stars

Posted on September 18, 2025 by commish

Monday, February 20th , 2051 The Stars and Rudibert Barataev appeared before the Grey Havens media today as the two sides emerged from marathon contract talks. Barataev, a starting pitcher, is poised to make $98,400,000 over 5 years.

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Fireflies Send Greenwald to Misty Mountain

Posted on September 15, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, February 8th , 2051 In a move that has fans in both cities buzzing, the Serenity Valley Fireflies and the Misty Mountain Hops have agreed to a deal that will have 29-year old CF Adaldrida Greenwald and 22-year old … Continue reading →

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Rivendell-Lond Daer Swap: the Flatulent for Longstrider

Posted on September 15, 2025 by commish

Monday, February 6th , 2051 Proving the old adage that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, the Royals announced today the acquisition of 23-year old LF Rudibert Longstrider from the Lond Daer Warriors in exchange for 35-year old 2B … Continue reading →

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Trade: Dertsian for Hinegardener

Posted on September 11, 2025 by commish

Friday, February 3rd , 2051 It is being reported in Erebor that the Eagles and the Land of Oz Munchkins have agreed on a trade. According to anonymous sources 29-year old RHP Nicoláo Hinegardener and 17-year old minor league RF … Continue reading →

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Minas Tirith Sends McIlleriach to Bree

Posted on September 11, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, February 1st , 2051 According to BNN there were mixed emotions by the players involved in the trade between the Minas Tirith Titans and the Bree Cheese. As part of the deal, the Titans swapped 21-year old minor league … Continue reading →

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Royals, Neuromancers Trade Players

Posted on September 11, 2025 by commish

Monday, January 30th , 2051 Proving the old adage that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, the Royals announced today the acquisition of 26-year old RHP Grudguk Sildshul and 28-year old 1B Hozgug Smiddlefidget from the Chiba City Neuromancers … Continue reading →

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Merry Fellows Deal Lomymbor to Giants for Celul

Posted on September 11, 2025 by commish

Monday, January 30th , 2051 In a move that has fans in both cities buzzing, the Old Forest Merry Fellows and the Andelain Giants have agreed to a deal that will have 33-year old LF Foifur Lomymbor, 33-year old RHP … Continue reading →

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