Category Archives: Team News

2B the Dapper Coming to Dol Guldur

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Sunday, January 30th , 2050 A wave of jubilation swept over Dol Guldur today as fans and team officials celebrated the signing of Anker the Dapper. Despite the fact that the Dol Guldur Dragons will have to pay out $14,400,000 … Continue reading →

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2B Srinshee Selects Numenor’s $137,000,000 Bid

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Sunday, January 30th , 2050 There was a buzz in the air today as news broke of Numenor finalizing a deal with star second baseman Phaimina Srinshee. The deal, worth an estimated $137,000,000 over 7 years, is being hailed by … Continue reading →

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RP Buckland Signs on with Lake Town

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Sunday, January 30th , 2050 As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Celain Buckland and Lake Town became a reality, with the star opting for a $18,000,000 deal over 2 years. Buckland owns a 44-54 … Continue reading →

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RP Nailslobberer Signs $2,360,000 Deal with Moria

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Saturday, January 29th , 2050 Moria announced the signing of reliever Snubruh Nailslobberer earlier today, ending speculation on who they would acquire to fill the void at that position. Nailslobberer will earn $2,360,000 per year, and will be with the … Continue reading →

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Eagles Announce Deal for Veteran RF

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Saturday, January 29th , 2050 Luumsh Derrokicker might be in the twilight of his career, but he is not going to leave the stage before the final act. Today the 37-year-old scribbled his signature on a $3,760,000-a-year deal with the … Continue reading →

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Bywater, CF Elarandel Come to Agreement

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Friday, January 28th , 2050 Bounders officials presented Monzaemon Elarandel to members of the local print media today as their new center fielder. The deal, worth $35,000,000, guarantees the 31-year-old a home in Bywater for 5 years. It should improve … Continue reading →

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Bywater Commits $33,600,000 to RP Nordeng

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, January 26th , 2050 The Bywater front office announced the signing of Ferruccio Nordeng today as the team’s new reliever. The 33-year-old came to terms with the Bounders and will be hauling in $8,400,000 a year over 4 years.

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RP Tibolt Agrees to $6,000,000 Yearly Deal with Eagles

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, January 25th , 2050 Erebor fans were pleased with the signing of Hughbub Tibolt today. The 30-year-old inked a 3-year, $18,000,000 deal with the Eagles. Though his numbers don’t jump out at you, Tibolt does fill a void for … Continue reading →

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Merry Fellows Swap Marie to Warriors for Moonpoker

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Monday, January 24th , 2050 The Merry Fellows and Warriors announced a deal that was completed today. Old Forest sent 28-year old RHP Arsa Marie to Lond Daer for 30-year old RHP Oega Stonekiller and 28-year old RHP Trokhdub Moonpoker. … Continue reading →

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Carrock Trades Teshurr to Chiba City for Greenthumb

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Monday, January 24th , 2050 Proving the old adage that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, the Bears announced today the acquisition of 22-year old minor league LF Prisca Greenthumb from the Chiba City Neuromancers in exchange for 37-year … Continue reading →

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