Category Archives: Team News

RP Aguasviva Agrees to Ravenhill’s Offer

Posted on February 27, 2025 by commish

Sunday, January 23rd , 2050 30-year-old reliever Fumli Aguasviva has inked a deal with Ravenhill. Many baseball people question whether he is really worth $26,400,000 over 3 years. However, the team thinks that Aguasviva will be a solid contributor this … Continue reading →

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Miners Ink $3,280,000 Annual Deal with Skjetne

Posted on February 27, 2025 by commish

Thursday, January 20th , 2050 In a move expected to bring depth to the Miners, Moria brass announced the signing today of third baseman Florra Skjetne. Skjetne will be pocketing $3,280,000 per season, an amount some BNN analysts think might … Continue reading →

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Bywater Sends Guyfriend to Andelain

Posted on February 27, 2025 by commish

Monday, January 17th , 2050 In a move that has fans in both cities buzzing, the Bywater Bounders and the Andelain Giants have agreed to a deal that will have 22-year old minor league LHP Mosin Guyfriend heading to Andelain … Continue reading →

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C Koviljko Bonifacio Landing in Old Forest

Posted on February 24, 2025 by commish

Thursday, January 13th , 2050 Surprising some observers, the Old Forest Merry Fellows announced the signing of 34-year-old Koviljko Bonifacio today. The contract runs for 3 years and is valued at $14,700,000. Bonifacio was described as an “elder statesman” by … Continue reading →

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Agreement Reached: Goldilocks to Play for Numenor

Posted on February 24, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, January 12th , 2050 In what local scribes are hailing as a huge move for the team’s future, the Kings inked a $160,200,000 deal with center fielder Vassily Goldilocks. Team officials expect Goldilocks to fill an immediate void on … Continue reading →

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SP Knifecrawler Signs with Numenor

Posted on February 24, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, January 11th , 2050 Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 35-year-old starting pitcher Hozpog Knifecrawler committed to a $58,200,000, 3-year deal with the Numenor organization. Some openly worry that despite his talent, Knifecrawler is too old to … Continue reading →

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Old Forest-Andelain Trade: the Crippler for Ducie

Posted on February 24, 2025 by commish

Monday, January 10th , 2050 In a move that has fans in both cities buzzing, the Old Forest Merry Fellows and the Andelain Giants have agreed to a deal that will have 26-year old RHP Enlwar Lomenduil, 24-year old minor … Continue reading →

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Glarion Hosts Charity Golf Tournament

Posted on February 20, 2025 by commish

Saturday, January 8th , 2050 Bywater shortstop Celomli Glarion has always been a fierce competitor. In recent years, this love of competition has helped him develop into an exceptional golfer. He has participated in – and even won – several … Continue reading →

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Another Setback for Disaster Lapo, Forced to Retire

Posted on February 20, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, January 5th , 2050 Octav Lapo has already had to shut down his rehabilitation twice in his recovery from a broken bone in the elbow. Now he has suffered another setback that could end his baseball career for good. … Continue reading →

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1B Rascaltamer Agrees to Terms with Dagorlad Disaster

Posted on February 20, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, January 5th , 2050 Fans were ecstatic as the Disaster broke word that they had reached an agreement with Kinjata Rascaltamer, the phenomenal young first baseman today. The deal, valued at $24,200,000 per year, will last 5 years and … Continue reading →

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