Category Archives: Team News

Moria, 1B Bonedragger Come to Terms

Posted on February 20, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, January 4th , 2050 Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 35-year-old first baseman Huzhkrut Bonedragger committed to a $67,200,000, 3-year deal with the Moria organization. Some openly worry that despite his talent, Bonedragger is too old to … Continue reading →

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Veteran Maker Agrees to 3-Year Deal

Posted on February 20, 2025 by commish

Monday, January 3rd , 2050 A wave of jubilation swept over Lake Town today as fans and team officials celebrated the signing of Ginyc Maker. Despite the fact that the Lake Town Archers will have to pay out $78,000,000 over … Continue reading →

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Bears-Neuromancers Swap: Arwidur for Fleam

Posted on February 20, 2025 by commish

Saturday, January 1st , 2050 Proving the old adage that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, the Bears announced today the acquisition of 24-year old minor league RF May Fleam from the Chiba City Neuromancers in exchange for 25-year … Continue reading →

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Major Trade Announced in SGCBL

Posted on February 17, 2025 by commish

Saturday, January 1st , 2050 The Old Forest Merry Fellows and Chiba City Neuromancers are the top story in baseball circles today with a huge trade. The Merry Fellows will give up 26-year old SS Dugthak Heartkicker, 27-year old CF … Continue reading →

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Disaster Ink $28,200,000 Annual Deal with Fyra

Posted on December 26, 2024 by commish

Wednesday, December 29th , 2049 Ending months of speculation, the Dagorlad Disaster finalized a deal with Anurudha Fyra earlier today, making the left fielder a very happy man. He’ll be making an estimated $28,200,000 a year for 4 years. In … Continue reading →

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SS Yorba Picks Dol Guldur’s $138,000,000 Offer

Posted on December 26, 2024 by commish

Tuesday, December 28th , 2049 A wave of jubilation swept over Dol Guldur today as fans and team officials celebrated the signing of Garbhaka Yorba. Despite the fact that the Dol Guldur Dragons will have to pay out $138,000,000 over … Continue reading →

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Merry Fellows-Neuromancers Deal: Peplinski for Crump

Posted on December 26, 2024 by commish

Monday, December 27th , 2049 In a hastily called press conference, Old Forest announced today a trade with Chiba City that will send 28-year old RHP Araiborn Peplinski, 26-year old minor league RHP Kate Brockhouse, 22-year old minor league LF … Continue reading →

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Merry Fellows-Munchkins Swap: Grub for Homan

Posted on December 26, 2024 by commish

Monday, December 27th , 2049 Everybody is overjoyed with a trade consummated today by the Old Forest Merry Fellows and the Land of Oz Munchkins. In the deal Old Forest got 24-year old LF Maklolm Homan and 32-year old RHP … Continue reading →

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Kings Announce $40,800,000 Deal for Underhill

Posted on December 23, 2024 by commish

Monday, December 27th , 2049 Team insiders were tight-lipped prior to today’s deal that brought 40-year-old starting pitcher Till Underhill to Numenor. Underhill is considered one of the league’s A-list players and certainly will enhance any chances the Kings have … Continue reading →

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Misty Mountain, RF Walekino Come to Agreement

Posted on December 23, 2024 by commish

Friday, December 24th , 2049 The Misty Mountain front office announced the signing of Rona Walekino today as the team’s new right fielder. The 36-year-old came to terms with the Hops and will be hauling in $7,000,000 a year over … Continue reading →

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