Category Archives: Ravenhill Darkwings

Mordor Conference #1 Pitcher Named

Posted on July 31, 2025 by commish

Thursday, November 17th , 2050 The Ravenhill Darkwings have a rising superstar or maybe even a budding Hall-of-Famer in the making. It’s Pansy Radríguez, this year’s Mordor Conference Gandalf Pitcher Award selection. This blossoming hurler wowed fans, peers and sportswriters … Continue reading →

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Disaster Dominate, Sweep Hobbit Series

Posted on July 10, 2025 by commish

Saturday, October 8th , 2050 The Ravenhill Darkwings were simply overmatched by the Dagorlad Disaster in the Hobbit Series. The end result was a sweep, as Dagorlad has cruised to the Fellowship Series, with the final win coming at Dagorlad … Continue reading →

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Road Win Lifts Dagorlad to 1-0 Lead in MC Hobbit Series

Posted on July 10, 2025 by commish

The Dagorlad Disaster powered past the hometown Ravenhill Darkwings, 4-3, in the opener of the Hobbit Series at The Ballpark at Helms Deep. Dagorlad starting pitcher Hyeon-cheong Alejadre threw 6.0 innings of 4-hit ball, to lead the charge. The Disaster … Continue reading →

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Playoff Bound: Ravenhill Secures Wild Card

Posted on July 7, 2025 by commish

Monday, October 3rd , 2050 The Ravenhill Darkwings could very well have acquired some new fans late this season, as the team’s 2050 playoff chase saw them win the wild card as the season wound to a close. “It’s an … Continue reading →

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Darkwings 2B Moonsbreath Out

Posted on July 3, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, September 20th , 2050 Ravenhill fans will be disappointed to learn that Halamar Moonsbreath suffered a herniated disc while colliding with a player at a base in today’s game. After the doctor informed the Ravenhill Darkwings manager that Moonsbreath … Continue reading →

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RP Belladonna Oramos Inks Deal with Ravenhill

Posted on May 5, 2025 by commish

Monday, June 6th , 2050 Belladonna Oramos might be in the twilight of her career, but she is not going to leave the stage before the final act. Today the 39-year-old scribbled her signature on a $11,300,000-a-year deal with the … Continue reading →

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Kidneycrusher Selected Top Player

Posted on April 7, 2025 by commish

Monday, April 11th , 2050 Veteran Muzgurg Kidneycrusher had a great week at the plate for the Darkwings to capture the majority of votes for Player of the Week in the Mordor Conference. The 33-year-old Ravenhill center fielder built a … Continue reading →

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Kidneycrusher Launches 3 HR for Darkwings

Posted on April 7, 2025 by commish

Monday, April 4th , 2050 In a powerful performance that left the fans at The Ballpark at Helms Deep buzzing, Ravenhill Darkwings center fielder Muzgurg Kidneycrusher blasted a trio of home runs en route to a win, 11-4, over the … Continue reading →

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Done Deal! C the Crazy Bastard Signs with Darkwings

Posted on March 27, 2025 by commish

Thursday, March 17th , 2050 Ravenhill’s signing of Udhagh the Crazy Bastard was met with mixed reactions today as the 31-year-old catcher was introduced to the media. Some experts consider him overpaid at $2,000,000 a year for 1 year, while … Continue reading →

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RP Aguasviva Agrees to Ravenhill’s Offer

Posted on February 27, 2025 by commish

Sunday, January 23rd , 2050 30-year-old reliever Fumli Aguasviva has inked a deal with Ravenhill. Many baseball people question whether he is really worth $26,400,000 over 3 years. However, the team thinks that Aguasviva will be a solid contributor this … Continue reading →

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