Category Archives: Bywater Bounders

Proudneck Slams Door on Minas Tirith, Notches 300th Save

Posted on January 15, 2026 by commish

Thursday, August 24th , 2051 Once again Flambard Proudneck took the mound for Bywater with the game on the line, a scenario that has played out hundreds of times for the Bounders and their top reliever. And like he has … Continue reading →

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Ferdinand *Puttifoot Out for 5 Weeks

Posted on December 1, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, July 5th , 2051 Bywater fans held their breath as Ferdinand *Puttifoot left yesterday’s Sylvan-Bounders contest with an injury. After the game, the team’s medical staff said that the 40-year-old third baseman had suffered a strained rib cage muscle … Continue reading →

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*Puttifoot Claims SC Batter of the Month Award

Posted on November 24, 2025 by commish

Saturday, July 1st , 2051 Ferdinand *Puttifoot may be getting older, but he’s evidently not slowing down. The Bywater Bounders third baseman is the Shire Conference Batter of the Month for June after posting a stellar campaign. *Puttifoot batted .393, … Continue reading →

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*Puttifoot of Bywater Crowned Best Player

Posted on November 20, 2025 by commish

Monday, June 26th , 2051 A battle-tested Ferdinand *Puttifoot declared war on opposing pitchers last week, attacking the ball like the well-schooled veteran he is. Today the 40-year-old Bywater third baseman collected the Shire Conference Player of the Week Award. … Continue reading →

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Boffin Week’s Best in SC

Posted on November 13, 2025 by commish

Monday, June 12th , 2051 Bywater Bounders center fielder Carly Boffin rose above the controversy surrounding his soon-to-expire contract, thriving under pressure last week and copping the Player of the Week award in the Shire Conference. Boffin put up a … Continue reading →

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Red-Hot *Puttifoot SC Player of the Week

Posted on November 6, 2025 by commish

Monday, May 29th , 2051 Ferdinand *Puttifoot, known affectionately as “the old man” by the younger players in the Bounders clubhouse, showed his teammates how to do it last week — and in the process the 40-year-old vet beat out … Continue reading →

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Shire Conference Picks Top Player

Posted on October 20, 2025 by commish

Monday, April 24th , 2051 In the twilight of his career, 40-year-old Ferdinand *Puttifoot of Bywater recaptured some of the old magic last week and came away with the Shire Conference Player of the Week Award. “I’ve been playing since … Continue reading →

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Weekly Team Power Rankings

Posted on October 16, 2025 by commish

Monday, April 17th , 2051Here are the current team power rankings for Tolkien Baseball: Teams (Total Points, Tendency):1) Bywater Bounders (143.0, ++)2) Lothlorien Lumberjacks (129.1, ++)3) Dol Guldur Dragons (127.1, ++)4) Dead Marshes Uruk-hai (125.1, +)5) Isengard Raiders (125.1, -)6) … Continue reading →

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SP Hsin-ping Sandybanks Settles on Bywater

Posted on August 28, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, December 20th , 2050 Bounders officials hailed the signing of Hsin-ping Sandybanks as “an integral piece to our championship puzzle,” though fans were somewhat more reserved about the signing. Sandybanks will pocket $9,500,000 over 5 years. In his career, … Continue reading →

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Celomli Glarion Injured, Out for Year

Posted on June 30, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, September 14th , 2050 The Bywater Bounders were dealt a severe blow when Celomli Glarion was hurt running the bases recently in a game against the Old Forest Merry Fellows. After the game, the team trainer reported Glarion might … Continue reading →

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