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Disaster Ink $12,800,000 Annual Deal with Black

Posted on September 4, 2025 by commish

Monday, January 9th , 2051 Dagorlad’s signing of Irene Black was met with mixed reactions today as the 36-year-old starting pitcher was introduced to the media. Some experts consider her overpaid at $12,800,000 a year for 3 years, while others … Continue reading →

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SS Carnicas Settles on Dagorlad

Posted on September 1, 2025 by commish

Sunday, January 1st , 2051 Ending months of speculation, the Dagorlad Disaster finalized a deal with Romochka Carnicas earlier today, making the shortstop a very happy man. He’ll be making an estimated $30,500,000 a year for 5 years.

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SP Smiddlefidget Signs Deal with Dagorlad

Posted on August 28, 2025 by commish

Saturday, December 24th , 2050 Ending months of speculation, the Dagorlad Disaster finalized a deal with Krork Smiddlefidget earlier today, making the starting pitcher a very happy man. He’ll be making an estimated $20,033,333 a year for 6 years. A … Continue reading →

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$10,400,000 Lands 3B the Wicked for Disaster

Posted on August 28, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, December 20th , 2050 Word of a huge deal between Glagha the Wicked and Dagorlad broke on BNN only minutes before it was officially announced. The third baseman will join the Disaster for an estimated $5,200,000 per year over … Continue reading →

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Devils Advance to Return of the King Series

Posted on July 17, 2025 by commish

Thursday, October 27th , 2050 The Dunharrow Devils bandwagon is filling up fast, as the team has moved one step closer to winning a Return of the King Series championship. Dunharrow downed the Dagorlad Disaster 3-2 tonight at Dunharrow Field, … Continue reading →

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Devils Hammered by Canchola, Drop Game 5 to Disaster

Posted on July 17, 2025 by commish

He may not do it as often as in his glory days, but Laweye Canchola showed that he can still put on a show. The 36-year-old Dagorlad right fielder blasted the Dunharrow Devils pitching staff in Game 5 of the … Continue reading →

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Almost There: Dunharrow On Cusp of Triumph After 3-2 Win

Posted on July 17, 2025 by commish

The Dunharrow Devils moved to within one game of the Return of the King Series, downing the Dagorlad Disaster on the road at Dagorlad Memorial Stadium by a score of 3-2. Devils right-hander Mason Mosseater had a strong outing. He … Continue reading →

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Dogwood Blasts Disaster, Devils Take Game 3, 7-3

Posted on July 17, 2025 by commish

Riding the 3-hit performance of second baseman Menegilda Dogwood, the Dunharrow Devils got a road win against the Dagorlad Disaster, 7-3, in Game 3 of the Two Towers Series. Dogwood went 3 for 4 with a home run, 2 singles, … Continue reading →

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Raucous Dunharrow Field Crowd Propels Devils to 4-0 Victory; Series Tied at 1

Posted on July 17, 2025 by commish

The Dunharrow Devils knotted up the Two Towers Series at Dunharrow Field, thanks in large part to starter Gorbaduc Bramble. Bramble quieted the Dagorlad Disaster, enabling Dunharrow to grab the 4-0 win and move into a 1-1 tie in the … Continue reading →

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Road Win Lifts Dagorlad to 1-0 Lead in Two Towers Series

Posted on July 17, 2025 by commish

The Dagorlad Disaster wasted no time taking the lead in the Two Towers Series, beating the Dunharrow Devils at Dunharrow Field by the score of 5-2. The win gives Dagorlad a 1-0 lead in the best-of-7 series. Disaster right-hander Krork … Continue reading →

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