Category Archives: Moria Miners

Moria Trades Earawen to Neverland for Gamwich

Posted on June 2, 2025 by commish

Saturday, July 30th , 2050 Moria and Neverland announced some roster changes today as the Miners acquired 21-year old minor league 2B Vonak Gamwich from the Lost Boys in exchange for 30-year old RHP Budash Earawen. Representatives from both teams … Continue reading →

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Celuthor of Moria Crowned Best Player

Posted on May 26, 2025 by commish

Monday, July 18th , 2050 22-year-old Ondabrar Celuthor sent shock waves through Tolkien Baseball last week with an eye-popping performance that brought him the Shire Conference Player of the Week Award. A newcomer to the league, Celuthor made the establishment … Continue reading →

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RP Nailslobberer Signs $2,360,000 Deal with Moria

Posted on March 3, 2025 by commish

Saturday, January 29th , 2050 Moria announced the signing of reliever Snubruh Nailslobberer earlier today, ending speculation on who they would acquire to fill the void at that position. Nailslobberer will earn $2,360,000 per year, and will be with the … Continue reading →

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Miners Ink $3,280,000 Annual Deal with Skjetne

Posted on February 27, 2025 by commish

Thursday, January 20th , 2050 In a move expected to bring depth to the Miners, Moria brass announced the signing today of third baseman Florra Skjetne. Skjetne will be pocketing $3,280,000 per season, an amount some BNN analysts think might … Continue reading →

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Moria, 1B Bonedragger Come to Terms

Posted on February 20, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, January 4th , 2050 Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 35-year-old first baseman Huzhkrut Bonedragger committed to a $67,200,000, 3-year deal with the Moria organization. Some openly worry that despite his talent, Bonedragger is too old to … Continue reading →

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SS the Tearer Takes Moria’s 5-Year Offer

Posted on December 23, 2024 by commish

Tuesday, December 21st , 2049 The Moria Miners have called a press conference later today to announce the signing of shortstop Skolgob the Tearer to a 5-year, $125,000,000 contract. Both the Tearer and the Miners are said to be very … Continue reading →

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SC’s Top Rookie Honored

Posted on December 9, 2024 by commish

Tuesday, November 16th, 2049 It was a very productive rookie season for Moria center fielder Ondabrar Celuthor. He made the club, made the starting lineup, then in the regular season put up numbers impressive enough that the Shire Conference presented … Continue reading →

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Going Once! Twice! Gone Again! 3 HR for Manthrottler

Posted on November 8, 2024 by commish

Thursday, September 9th , 2049 Fans seated in the bleacher section at Uruk-hai Field were taking cover all day long as Drodgulg Manthrottler zeroed in on them, rattling three long blasts off the seats in a display of Herculean power. … Continue reading →

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Manthrottler Tags Number 300

Posted on September 27, 2024 by commish

Friday, July 2nd , 2049 Moria’s outstanding second baseman Drodgulg Manthrottler joined the 300 home run club today at Khazad-dum Stadium with a booming blast in the Miners win over the Merry Fellows. They topped Old Forest 4-2. On his … Continue reading →

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Nuesink Reaches 300 Mark

Posted on September 20, 2024 by commish

Friday, June 18th , 2049 The crowd roared — they knew they were seeing history — and Sang-your Nuesink was delighted, too. The 30-year-old Miners left fielder was making history with his 300th career homer. The crowd buzzed and roared … Continue reading →

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