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New New York Wins at Home to Narrow Series Deficit to 3-1

Posted on December 5, 2024 by commish

Wednesday, November 10th, 2049 The New New York Blernsballers have closed some of the gap between themselves and the series-leading Bywater Bounders, winning 10-6 at Blernsballers Ballpark today. Blernsballers first baseman Rilitar Tyrneladhelu was 3-5 with a double and 2 … Continue reading →

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Blernsballers Hammered by Glarion, Fall Further Behind in Series

Posted on December 5, 2024 by commish

Tuesday, November 9th, 2049 Riding the 2-hit performance of shortstop Celomli Glarion, the Bywater Bounders got a road win against the New New York Blernsballers, 9-1, in Game 3 of the Ultimate Championship today. Glarion was 2-4 with 2 home … Continue reading →

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*Puttifoot, Bounders Sink Blernsballers Again in Game 2

Posted on December 5, 2024 by commish

Sunday, November 7th, 2049 Riding the 4-hit performance of third baseman Ferdinand *Puttifoot, the Bywater Bounders stopped the visiting New New York Blernsballers, 10-2, in Game 2 of the Ultimate Championship today. *Puttifoot was 4 for 5 with a home … Continue reading →

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Bounders Rally Past Blernsballers to Claim 1-0 Series Lead

Posted on December 5, 2024 by commish

Saturday, November 6th, 2049 A clutch 9th inning gave the Bywater Bounders a walk-off win over the New New York Blernsballers and a 1-0 lead in the Ultimate Championship at The Water Park today. Young center fielder Adley Turean, 23, … Continue reading →

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Bounders Defeat Slayers

Posted on December 2, 2024 by commish

Thursday, November 4th , 2049 It’s party time in Bywater. The confetti is flying and residents are smiling. The Bywater Bounders have reached the mountaintop, capturing the 2049 Return of the King Series today. They defeated the Minas Morgul Slayers … Continue reading →

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Pivotal Game 5 Goes to Host Bounders, 4-0

Posted on December 2, 2024 by commish

November 2nd, 2049 When the games really matter, the Bywater Bounders put on their best show, beating the Minas Morgul Slayers by a final score of 4-0 today. Kudzog Nailslobberer went 2 for 4 with a home run, while scoring … Continue reading →

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Raucous The Water Park Crowd Propels Bounders to 3-1 Victory; Series Tied at 2

Posted on December 2, 2024 by commish

November 1st, 2049 The Bywater Bounders topped the Minas Morgul Slayers by the score of 3-1 and moved into a 2-2 tie in the Return of the King Series today. The largest share of the credit belongs to Bywater starter … Continue reading →

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Clardy Re-Signs with Witch Kings

Posted on December 2, 2024 by commish

Monday, November 1st , 2049 The Weathertop Witch Kings have finished a deal with All Star-caliber closer Zygmunt Clardy that will extend his stay in Weathertop at least 2 years and will pay out $12,600,000. This season Clardy has crafted … Continue reading →

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Nailslobberer, Bounders Wallop Slayers in Game 3

Posted on December 2, 2024 by commish

October 31st, 2049 The Bywater Bounders have closed some of the gap between themselves and the series-leading Minas Morgul Slayers, winning 8-2 at The Water Park today. Bounders right fielder Kudzog Nailslobberer was 3 for 3 with a home run, … Continue reading →

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Minas Morgul Tops Bywater Again, 6-2

Posted on December 2, 2024 by commish

October 29th, 2049 Riding the 3-hit performance of second baseman Yong-gwan Balahontsev, the Minas Morgul Slayers stopped the visiting Bywater Bounders, 6-2, in Game 2 of the Return of the King Series today. Balahontsev was 3 for 3 with a … Continue reading →

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