◆ DeForest *Hamrh breaks the all-time career hits record, passing Ferdinand *Puttifoot ◆ Foebinder's Back Betrays Him Again: Dunharrow's $28.7M Veteran Faces Extended Absence ◆ Bree Deals Prospects, Banks on Fariseu — But Is It Enough to Move the Needle? ◆ MC Player of the Week Selected ◆ SC's Best Player Named ◆ MEIL Awards Player of the Week Trophy ◆ Stanbury Gets Player of the Week Award ◆ Intergalactic's Legilmalith Snaps Up Player of the Week ◆ Loamsdown Clips Sandcrawlers for Cycle ◆ Stanbury Struts Stuff in Win Over Neverland ◆ Bad News for Foebinder and Dunharrow ◆ Bad News for Bucklebury, Throblag the Insane Hurt ◆ Blernsballers Blank Tatooine, the Drooler Winner ◆ Fireflies Trade Whitfoot to Hitchhikers for Aiveca ◆ ◆ DeForest *Hamrh breaks the all-time career hits record, passing Ferdinand *Puttifoot

SGCBL

REGULAR SEASON · 2053 · VOL 51

NOW ON THE BIG SCREEN · MESN GAZETTE NO. 39 · APRIL 28, 2053

DeForest *Hamrh breaks the all-time career hits record, passing Ferdinand *Puttifoot

What does it mean to own every hit ever recorded in Tolkien Baseball history?

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ON THE AIRMESN Radio · Episode 39: the hosts talk through this week's news

Tolkien BaseballStandings

Shire Conference
Elf
WLGB
Merry Fellows109—
Miners9101
Titans9101
Sylvan7123
Hobbit
WLGB
Bears154—
Fairies1184
Bounders1184
Archers7128
Dwarf
WLGB
Wyrms127—
Cheese8114
Royals8114
Eagles7125
Mordor Conference
Orc
WLGB
Raiders154—
Hops1095
Devils9106
Dragons8117
Goblin
WLGB
Disaster143—
Kings7128
Darkwings6139
Lumberjacks5129
Troll
WLGB
Slayers127—
Uruk-hai1092
Stars9103
Witch Kings6115

SciFi & Fantasy LeagueStandings

SciFi League
Division 1
WLGB
Fireflies42—
Time Lords42—
Neuromancers430.5
Rangers430.5
Spheres341.5
Fantasy League
Division 1
WLGB
Slayers70—
Wizards522
Dragons344
Giants344
Lost Boys255
Division 2
WLGB
Centaurs43—
Munchkins43—
Vikings341
Badgers252
Kobolds252

Middle Earth Independent LeagueStandings

Middle Earth
Division 1
WLGB
Red Dragons127—
Blue Jays1181
Rail Cats8114
89ers7125
Night Hawks4158
Division 2
WLGB
Wheat Kings136—
Destroyers1271
Warriors1093
Lakers9104
Navigators9104

About the League

Welcome to Solonor's Groovy Computer Baseball League, aka Tolkien Baseball.

SGCBL is meant to be a fun simulation of running a professional baseball team. The twist is that the setting for the teams and the names of the players are loosely based on the works of J.R.R. Tolkien. It sounds strange, but the number one rule is that we have fun. All other rules are subordinate to that. SGCBL is a fun pastime that uses Out of the Park Baseball (OOTP) to simulate everything.

This is a non-profit project made by fans of the works of J.R.R. Tolkien and computer baseball. All trademarks and copyrights belong to their respective holders, and they reserve all rights.

"Beings will come Frodo. They'll come to Middle Earth for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your road not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as hobbits, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only 2 gold pieces per person. They'll pass over the gold without even thinking about it: for it is gold they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. Beings will come Frodo. The one constant through all the years, Frodo, has been baseball. Middle Earth has rolled by like an army of Mumakil. It has been erased like a slate, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Frodo. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh… beings will come Frodo. Beings will most definitely come." — Torrenz Mantalker, Gladden Field of Dreams